To the woman wearing Henri Rousseau-inspired tights: Please don't. Patterned tights do not flatter. Especially those with a jungle flower-print.

To the woman wearing lace-patterned tights: Please don't. American women went through a similar lace craze in the 1980s, and we are still dealing with the emotional scars. Just... don't.

To the male student sporting a batik shirt and camo-print pants with one ankle-length pant leg and one stopping at just below the knee: I don't recommend this combination on you, or any other bipedal form. Not that it doesn't have its charms, but -- wait. You're French, you say? And you complain that no one takes France seriously?