Stupid, stupid hk!

You know what's embarrassing? I mean besides having a roll of toilet paper trailing behind you, or having a huge piece of spinach caught in your teeth, or getting falling down drunk at your firm's holiday party. It's embarrassing to find a nice quiet place to read for your class, and in the midst of settling in with your friend, say very loudly, "Well, at least we know definitively that he's not gay!" about Not-Gay Boyfriend, have your friend observe there is class taking place in the classroom right beside you, walk by to check out which class, and realize that ... it's Not-Gay Boyfriend's class.

Again: shit, shit, shit.

Stupid, stupid hk. Never assume you're alone! Never!