On Friday night I watched Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11" with my one friend in law school, and on Saturday night I read recaps of "Queer as Folk" (the U.S. version) on televisionwithoutpity.com for four hours. I went to bed at four last night. I am retarded.

But you know what's not retarded? Marriage. And friends getting married. This weekend, Miss D, my junior high math class buddy, got married to Walt in L.A. Congratulations, Miss D.