Bored. Bored bored bored. A baker's dozen of bored. Bored on the right and bored on the left. Bored in one size fits all. Bored straight and bored batting for the other team.

No work at work, which is nice, but trying to do this freelance job, which is -- you're a genius for guessing -- boring.

Once in a while, you have one of these days. No matter where you are, what you're doing, or how many people you've met who have had sex with Smeagol, there are just some days that are boring.