Yahoo! I love you! Because you provide me with 100 MB of space, for free, out of the blue, and for no particular reason at all! Because I now don't have to worry about topping out on a measly 4 MB account! And because emails from certain somebodies bring up a grin the size of Alaska on my face!

Glee! Joy! And shit-eating grins!

Sorry. It's just that I can't jump up and down and laugh maniacally in the office.

Man. I must be really bored to be so excited by an email.