Sleeeeeepy.

Stupid me, I keep staying up late at night surfing the 'Net, because I am an idiot.

Moreover, I am brainless, deficient, dim, dense, dodo, doltish, dopy, dotterel, dull, dumb, foolish, futile, half-baked, half-witted, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, loser, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, short-sighted, simple, simple-minded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thickheaded, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, AND (dum duh duh dum!) ... witless.

Moreover, I am even dumber than all that, because I just spent five minutes looking up synonyms for "stupid" on dictionary.com, and another five minutes weeding out the adjectives I didn't like before decided to actually keep them in because I think it's dumb to include "irrelevant" and "laughable" as synonyms for "stupid."

Moreover, I am now using my tongue to type because my head has just fallen onto the keyboard due to the fact that my neck refuses to support such a moronic body part any longer.

I would normally stay up and type something anyway, but I'm going to be wise, for once, and listen to my body. I suspect that recent downer feelings are resulting from or at least exacerbated by the lack of sleep.